“Toastman, arise!”

Think these guys will awake on the third day?
Philippino crucifixions

Toastman, did you get your discounted gas?

The Criminal Mind

Apparently, criminals have begun cutting off their finger tips in order to prevent themselves from being identified. Um, did they bother to think that walking around with surgically altered finger tips might itself cause some suspicion?

Earth Alert: Endangered Species, Vol. I

I’m not normally an animal activist. Yes, I love pets, especially dogs, but I’m not a card-carrying PETA member and I do enjoy the more than occasional steak.
In fact, I might be one of those guys who eats steak in front of card-carrying PETA members. Come to think of it, I have done that. Sorry, [...]

Paula Ticks III — Cranky Old Men Edition

Does Ralph Nader joining the Presidential race hurt the Democratic race for the Presidency (again)?
If so, do you think he’s got Republican backers that keep begging him to join these races? Just thought I’d put some controversy out there.
I’ll leave it up to TPoMS to discuss this matter in the comments since this is so [...]

Killer Elmo

The following video is hilarious for those of us without kids. For those of us with kids, try avoiding the Child’s Play movies.

Kill, James? Kill James. Kill, James?

Duller Than Dirt

The Sharper Image has filed for bankruptcy. The cornerstone of useless crappy gadgets is calling it a day. Seriously, though, I don’t think I ever bought anything there. I know I made it a point to go in and have a poke around but never with the intention of buying anything — but then [...]

Paula Ticks II

The Monitor finally did something right. They just posted the entire roundtable discussion Barack Obama held with several UTPA students.
You can listen to it here. WMA audio format only. Run time about 40 minutes or so.
You can also read an unfortunate prediction someone had regarding Obama winning the election.

Dereliction of Doodie (Updated)

So I’ve been pretty laid back as far as this whole clog experience goes, at least as of late. While my magniloquent styles are surely fun to write, I have stepped farther back from “managerializing” this whole thing due to one part boredom with the whole ordeal and three parts ambivalence. Or does [...]

Freakin’ Wankers: New Hampshire Edition plus Bonus STFD Award: The Media

Hil won the primary in NH? Freakin’ wankers!
Also, everyone seems to think that a little waterworks is what helped “humanize” Hil.  If that’s all it takes to win the vote then the d00dz better start weeping like emo kids because they’re going to lose the very second Big Momma starts halfway “losing her composure” in [...]