Hitler Superbowl

Have I mentioned that I really hate January?

It’s -4 outside. And it feels downright balmy compared to the -40 wind chill I walked the dog in this morning. Ugh. How are things in NYC and OH?

PS I want a weather catagory added

I Really Need to Use Titles!! (hint, hint)

The semester starts next week, so things have been pretty busy. Question: What kind of education does one need to become a dental hygienist? Answer: Not enough. I just got my gums shredded! “Gees, you sure are bleeding a lot” she said. “Yes, well maybe if you stopped ripping my gums apart”

You’re Welcome.

I had to spend 3 hours crammed into an elementary school gymnasium with 600+ fellow Iowans to do it. But I did. For America. You’re welcome.

Your future is in my hands.

I found out yesterday that Emily is “a little bit psychic.”  
This came up because she had a “vision” of Frasier Crane standing up in a café seconds before this image appeared on our television. Of course, I contend that ~85% of Frasier segments begin under this condition.  
She was confused how I lived with her for [...]

I Really, Really Hate January

And this is why:

Back Online. Happy New Year everyone!

IC Ice Storm

Ice Storms

Suck. That is all I have to say about that.

What does it feel like to be a hero?

Is a question often asked of Gen. Sanchez.  I think the clog should have a Sanchez news watch. First story.

*Title 1 About Here*

Happy

Thanksgiving

Pandaemonium!