Ways in which I am similar to Kanye West

-First name ends with E
-My father is a Marxist
-I have not won the Grammy for Best Album
-I suspect that George Bush doesn’t care about black people
-I believe that I am superior to 50 cent

Hallway Oddities

Crazy busy this week, so not much time to post. BUT, some dude just walked up to my door and took a picture of it with his cell phone camera. Possible explanations? I’m thinking he is going to case the joint. I hope he likes books on sub-national politics, slightly melted Christmas themed candy, and blue [...]

This is my Dog, Jack.

Toastman, did you get your discounted gas?

Awareness Test

http://www.dothetest.co.uk/

Survey Says

4% of Texas residents said that Texas has an immigration problem. The other 96% said, “Que?”

The Criminal Mind

Apparently, criminals have begun cutting off their finger tips in order to prevent themselves from being identified. Um, did they bother to think that walking around with surgically altered finger tips might itself cause some suspicion?

TWBB

Watched “There Will Be Blood.” Spoiler alert: There was blood. (There Will Have Been Blood?) Further spoiler alert: There was a reference made to milkshakes in the movie; because I’m a shut-in, I didn’t know that references to this scene were widespread on the internet. Upon hearing that, I immediately realized that there was a [...]

WMMF?

Has anyone here heard of What Made Milwaukee Famous? They’re pretty decent. Not the best band, but not the worst. Very Austin.  

Paula Ticks III: Viva Obama