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Time Suck

Hi, my names Jo “Magarg” the Orc and I play World of Warcraft. For the past few weeks I’ve thought of almost nothing else. It’s my passion, hobby, love(r), etc…
Please inform your friends and loved ones to never go near that deliciously dark, addictive light.
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Here are some other things that have been sucking up my time:
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Sweet

Sh Sh Sh Shiat!

Now from the makers of “Log!” comes the all-new Shiatsu Chair Massager!
After a long hard day at the office nothing can “make you feel human again” more than this!

Found exclusively at Walgreens.

co neck ted

Yeeeeha!
Howdee cowgirls and guys! Your favorite local Toastman is back in workin’ order. Ma new laptop (on sale) is rip-roarin’ to kick up sum dust and ride along these fair iNterNet plains. Whoop Whoop Whoop!
If you would so kindly oblige a lonesome web rustler such as ma-self, I would appreciate any word on any territory [...]

Idle Thoughts

The other night was my friend Alex’s birthday so we went out to eat. Jon+5 girls = we’re watching American Idol (alex’s favorite show) afterward.
Want to keep reading about American Idol?

“Toastman, arise!”

Think these guys will awake on the third day?
Philippino crucifixions

Re: My insanity and existence lack thereof

“toastman: Insane, non-existent”
Insane!? Ridiculous. I am not insane, but a mere purveyor of that which is…different, unique, and maca–macab—macabberreerr - macabre – Seriously, who knows how to say that word? I imagine the inventor of that word laughing to himself at the idea of countless philogists stumbling over it’s pronunciation.  
Additionally, I think it’s should be self-evident [...]

Some of Aaron’s Wedding Pics…

Can be found here

Being Girl Email Newsletter, September 17, 2007

Subject Line: “Jonathina: School iz in sesh in UR September beinggirl newsletter”
Articles in this weeks (months?) newsletter include:

“Listen up: Make him “hear” you”
“Another year is another chance 2 grow”
And in the new “4 Girls By Girls” section “Can a chat cheer U up?” and “How Embarrassing!”

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