Spring Into Lethargy

As one of the last bipeds still generating original content for this place, as opposed to linking pieces of my heart away with each site I’ve visited (abstinence jokes FTW!), I felt it needed mentioning that I’ll be taking nine days off due to state mandated time off beginning with the end of this work day.  There appears to be a break in the Spring that needs fixing for some reason that totally escapes me.

At any rate, I’ll utilize my spare time to try and occasionally post something funny witty stupid with words.  The rest shall be taken up in gaming endeavors unfulfilled and cinematic exploits unseen. 

What a grand adventure blogging is.  Almost like fighting ninja weasel assassins.  Actually, having done so, I’d have to say that blogging beats fighting ninja weasel assassins due to the lack of immediate danger to one’s health and well-being.  That’s not to say that blogging doesn’t involve it’s own hazards, such as caffeinated beverages and Cheeto-stained keyboards, but the threat of instant death is significantly lowered. 

My next guild assignment will be to eliminate Mustaffa von Reginheimmer, the slowest weasel evAr.  This should be cake.  Wish me luck, friends and gawkers.  Tonight, I dine on shadows’ blood!

I think I’ll create a category for my wacky fantasy inspired posts.  Do not create one for me Joseph.  It’ll surely reek of it’s un-me-ness.  Enjoy your break, if you have one.