Mr. Alligator is dead. I have proceeded to put him out of his misery at 11:12 am est. He contracted a serious bout of depression due to lack of attention, very similar to all those Tamagotchi pets we’ve killed over the years. (Do those things still exist?) Goodbye, Mr. Alligator, you were a very worthless but enjoyable page.
Update: The Mr. Alligator widget has been born. To view it, look at the widget just below search terms.
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That was my favorite page. Rest in peace Mr. Alligator.
If there’s a good amount of feedback or if you really liked him that much, I could bring it back as a sidebar widget called Mini-Gator or something.
No fun. Apparently baby gators are called ‘hatchlings’ and don’t have an odd somewhat cute sounding name to identify them.
I only checked the page twice, I think. It seemed to have the same sayings on it each time. But maybe that was just me.