Hil won the primary in NH? Freakin’ wankers!
Also, everyone seems to think that a little waterworks is what helped “humanize” Hil. If that’s all it takes to win the vote then the d00dz better start weeping like emo kids because they’re going to lose the very second Big Momma starts halfway “losing her composure” in fwont of da scawy fwash buwbs. Hey Media: STFD!
Seriously, you want our next President to just bat an eyelash and possibly shed a tear the next time they’re in a tight spot and something goes wrong? Or would you rather they get off their duff, hike up their man-pants, put on their best southern drawl and say “Ah’m a’gunna fix this dang ol’ thang fer good!”
Jeez, ladies. I mean even Oprah supports the Obamathon. Stop thinking for yourselves all of a sudden! Quit voting with your ovaries and listen to Oprah! I never thought I’d hear myself speak such words.
Oh, and congratulations to McCain, I guess. Hope he’s not too old yet to comprehend what’s going on. I still worry that he may lose it and start a buddhist dancing cult.
Filed under: Aaron, News, Politics, Rants, STFD Award, Wankers
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Glad to see some categories I created used by someone other than me. Means they were worth making after all.
Maybe next time if she wets herself, she can just say emotion overcame her because she just cares soo much for this country and can’t stand how little the government appreciates its own people.
I guess this means that every male candidate is going to ask to be kicked in the
nutstestes so they can have tears streaming down their face while they explain what the heck happened last night.Besides, for me, the election doesn’t start until The Daily Show comes back (for real).
And even a kick to the nutters may not even help! Some guys just can’t cry. I know. I’m one of them.
But you’re emo anyway.